LGS censorship…
Jan 28th, 6:01AM:The LGS notices tumblr, and gets upset/embarrassed. Embarraset? I’m assuming she was still up, not up early, but regardless she decided to share that feeling with me.
Rose: The tally is at 5 now
Me: Nice. Who is number five?
Rose: Matt. I’ve known him for a long time. He was in Vegas with us.
Me: So on a scale of one to five, with five being the best of these guys and one being that dude you complained about forever, where does Matt rank?
Rose: 4
Me: were you planning on boinking him, or did it just happen?
Rose: Planned. He kept saying jesus. I was confused!
Me: Smoking hot babe he’s prolly wanted to bang for years is suddenly naked and spreading her legs for him…I’d say jesus too!
I prefer to not fuck in my bed. I like to keep it innocent and plus I feel like my Beck poster judges me.
One peaceful Sunday morning around 4am. Or, from her point of view, one chaotic Saturday night, around shit show o’clock.
I’m abt to fuck a *****! OMG! so wasted….
No more fucking *****!!!!
(over my strong objections this post is now being censored to hid the terrible, terrible things the LGS says while blackout drunk.)
10 hours pass…
You alive?
I totally fucked a german guy! I have no idea how? I just woke up and we fucked
You said that’s what you were doing last night too!
Ugh my god. My head still hurts and im still here! i blacked out i have no idea how we fucked.
You have no idea how, or no idea when? Did you wake up naked???
Yes! We fucked last night too apparently i don’t remember
Well was it fun today? The more remembery sex? Also, why is this not a picture message?
I just vommed I should’ve sent you that. Ugh, I just don’t know what happened. My friend said he asked me right before if i was sure i said yes and started making out with the guy. I remember none of it when we were fucking in the morning I noticed he had scratch marks…
Did C finally get your ass?
We tried =(
You do have a very very tight ass
And this was his first tme combined with my lack of patience
Aww, you should be nicer! He probably doesn’t want to hurt you!
Not true I told him he was getting better at choking me and he said “its cause im caring less about your safety.” Oh! New idea! piss me off then fuck my ass
Ok! I piss you off all the time anyway, so, virtue of necessity. And safer than beating you up
What! dont be a pussy do it at the same time
Saturday afternoon, after the bad date, broken foot, car sex fiasco…
Rose: Remember who Richard is?!
Me: Nope! Every time I talk to you there’s a new name!
Rose: That’s the guy from San Francisco who knows me as Rose!!! We saw each other at the bar, and he walked up and said “Rose?” I had some explaining to do to my friends. My foot doesn’t fit in my shoe and I look weird. So I’m limping. At a festival. By myself. Texting. This is really my life.
Rose: Now I found my people
38 minutes
Rose: I just met one of your students! And I’m going to see Mike again tonight. I realized that I’ve been single for a few weeks and I’ve slept with four guys.
Rose, SC12
On a random Thursday, around 2pm.
Rose: So, my date tonight… Lindsey says I should wear a dress? But they don’t have pockets!
Rose: We kept going back and forth from foreplay to sex. He thinks I came 4 times, even though I didn’t. I came zero times. I just wanted him to stop. But at the end, I was going down on him again, and his hand was on my head, moving me, making me go deeper than I would have on my own. And then when I tried to get up, he didn’t let me. It was like we were fighting.
Me: How long did that last for?
Rose: ‘til he came
Me: Swallow?
Rose: Always
Me: Were you pissed afterwards?
Rose: No, oddly enough. I think I liked it.
Rose, SC10
9:23 AM. No idea why I’m up, but then the Rose show starts up. This was her second rebound boy.
Rose: I’m hungry.
Me: eat your finger nails!
Rose: They are very long! I broke one on Kyle’s back
Rose, SC9
One break-up, one terrible bout of rebound sex, and then Rose spent some time processing:
Rose, SC8
Rose: I know. But it bothers me that he doesn’t have a sex drive. Like maybe he’s been findng it somewhere else. Ya know?
Rose, SC7
Rose: Pretending to be a teacher? I need help. I’m back in Barstow and decided we’re going to try… but i’m not sure i want to because he tried last night and it didn’t seem like him.
Me: Tried what?
Rose: To “take me.” I mean, he did take me but it wasn’t HIM… ya know?
Rose, SC6
2:07AM Rose has recently upgraded to a phone that lets her IM. Suddenly I’m spending a lot of tiMe when I should be working, getting random IM’s from her, and I’m suddenly like her life coach, if life coach’s only handled the etiquette of drunken, casual, late-night sex…
