Rose: The tally is at 5 now
Me: Nice. Who is number five?
Rose: Matt. I’ve known him for a long time. He was in Vegas with us.
Me: So on a scale of one to five, with five being the best of these guys and one being that dude you complained about forever, where does Matt rank?
Rose: 4
Me: were you planning on boinking him, or did it just happen?
Rose: Planned. He kept saying jesus. I was confused!
Me: Smoking hot babe he’s prolly wanted to bang for years is suddenly naked and spreading her legs for him…I’d say jesus too!
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